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PostSubject: funny pickup lines   Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:44 pm

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Can I even get a fake number?

You’ll do.

And more funny pick up lines:

Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot

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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:44 pm

i loled off the first one i read omg those r funny

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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:52 pm

i actually read them and most of em r shit lol ah well

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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:51 am

rofl theyre crap pickups but theyre heaps funny xD
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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:43 pm

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot

bahahahaahahahahahaahahhahaaahahahahhahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:04 am

i dont have any good pick up lines so its get in get out if ya know what i mean Wink


Roses Are Red Violets are green like ur legs and whats inbetween
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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:28 am

lmao nice 1 rise lol
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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:35 am

hes got no lines thats why he couldnt even get a fat heffa thats the biggest slut in town Razz Razz

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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:52 am

all pickup lines fail lol

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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:51 am

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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:55 am

hmm not all
the good old 'do you like doodle in your vagina' works abit Wink

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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:56 am

if that would work u wouldnt be playing cod and posting on this site

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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:12 pm

rofl nice lines guys
i know NO pick up lines work...i mean only a horny idiot would go for something as corny as 1 of these xD
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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:13 pm

id go for mine
coz i know it works Wink

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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:44 am

lol u sure they do???
actually some did work on kayla lmao Wink
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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:18 am

that one worked quickest on kayla rofl

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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:06 am

roflol true dat bro
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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:40 am

aww bully <3

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PostSubject: Re: funny pickup lines   Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:02 am

whos a bully????
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